Small-batch hot sauce grown on the Arden farm and bottled by your neighbors. Keeping Arden spicy since the amenities opened… eventually.
Every bottle is a flavor and a felony charge in the comment section. Add to cart, then check out for neighborhood pickup.
Scoville units are for cowards. We measure heat in local incidents.
Order online, pay by Zelle, and we'll text you when it's confirmed. Sold neighbor-to-neighbor — no middleman, no HOA approval needed.
Rated 5 stars. Reported 37 times.
Real reactions* from the Arden community group. (*lovingly fabricated)