🍪 Small batch · Neighbor-made

Reported to the
bake-sale committee.

Thick, crackly-topped, slightly-underbaked-on-purpose premium cookies. Worth breaking community guidelines for.

🌱 All organic 🏡 Locally sourced 🍫 Real chocolate chunks
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Chocolate Chip Cookies, Your Way

Start at $4 a cookie and pick your upgrade. The HOA cannot stop you from getting the pistachio core. All organic ingredients, sourced locally or from the Arden farm when available.

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Chocolate Chip Cookie

Thick, crackly-topped, slightly-underbaked-on-purpose. All organic, all neighbor-made, all reported to the bake-sale committee at least once.

priced per cookie

Minimum 2 cookies per order — mix and match styles.

$3per cookie

What's in each upgrade?

+$1 Upgrades
Cookie Butter Core — Biscoff-style cookie butter piped right through the middle. First violation of the bake-sale code.
Milk Chocolate Core — Melty milk choc ganache. Warm, gooey, filed a complaint with itself.
Dark Chocolate Core — Bittersweet ganache for the more architecturally refined neighbor.
Vanilla Bean Marshmallow Topped — Torch-finished marshmallow on top. Reported to the bake-sale committee before it had time to cool.
Cookies and Cream — Oreo crumble folded in and pressed on top. The pool committee took three.
Pistachio Butter Core — House-ground pistachio butter center. Architectural review pending since last spring.
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The Clogged Sprinkler

A cookie that blocked the whole irrigation system and nobody's apologizing. Pick your style — all $5, all worth the HOA fine.

priced per cookie

Minimum 2 cookies per order — mix and match styles.

$5per cookie

What's in each style?

$5 — All styles
Cookie Butter Core — Biscoff-style cookie butter piped through the center. The sprinkler head was just in the way.
Dubai — Knafeh-inspired with pistachio and shredded phyllo folded in. Filed under "international incident."
Milk Chocolate Core — Melty milk choc ganache in the middle. Warm, gooey, blocked drainage in three yards.
Dark Chocolate Core — Bittersweet ganache for the neighbor who files complaints professionally.
Caramel Chips — Golden caramel chips throughout. Sticky situation. HOA was notified.
Classic Chocolate Chocolate Chip — Chocolate dough, chocolate chips. Double-blocked the sprinkler. No regrets.
Toasted Marshmallow — Torch-finished marshmallow on top. Smoke visible from the mailbox camera.
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HOA Board Brookie

Half brownie with caramel chips, half classic chocolate chip. The board tried to table it. Motion failed 3-2.

$5per cookie
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After Hours Party at the Clubhouse

Vanilla base loaded with rainbow sprinkles throughout. Brought to the block party. Gone in four minutes. Three people asked for the recipe and one filed a variance request.

$5per cookie
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Seasonal Cookie

Whatever the season calls for. Ask us what's in rotation — the HOA has opinions but we're doing it anyway.

$5per cookie

🌱 All organic ingredients — locally sourced or from the Arden farm when available. Allergy notes? Add them at checkout.

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